Winter 2012, a simpler time, when internet dating involved websites and clicking; none of this new age swiping shi...tuff. Two wide eyed kids looking for love in the safe and comforting confines of the world wide web, one from the gritty streets of Los Angeles, one from...where the fuck even is Diamond Bar?
They talked for almost two months before meeting. Seriously though, where the fuck is Diamond Bar, like super east right? One fateful Monday night he decided, it was now or never. So he drove east towards her office and he kept driving east and when he thought for sure he had passed it, cause come on he had been driving for like 40 minutes, he realized he was almost there. It was there, in the parking lot of the finest Outback Steakhouse in City of Industry that they first met.
As time went on, the months went by, thats how months work. Eventually they moved in together. And as they fell more in love, their love grew, thats how love works. It was time to expand their family and Penny became the newest member. She begged her parents to get married so she wouldn't be a bastard, that's how being a bastard works.
Some more time passed, don't judge, and he was ready to propose. Despite knowing it was coming soon, he was able to keep her off guard; her two closest friends and sister helped him lie to her. He proposed, she said yes, there was pizza and champagne, what's not to like, it was nice.
Fast forward to March 25th, they're getting married. Good for them.